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AUTHOR: Simon Dumenco, 'Media Guy' for Advertising Age


LENGTH: 801 words.


PROPOSED QUESTION: Should Jeff Zucker be fired?


ANSWER: Yes.


REASON #1: He is "blindingly incompetent."


REASON #2: He has caused the demise of NBC.


REASON #3: He has caused the demise of the American way.


UNSAVORY TYPES TO WHICH ZUCKER COULD BE COMPARED: Marie Antoinette, General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner


AMERICA'S GREATEST EXPORT: Pop culture


CALLING THE PEOPLE TO ARMS: "It's time to rise up and refuse to sit back while Jeff Zucker continues to destroy a great American media company and its broadcast franchises. It's time for an intervention -- an intervention of the very highest order."


CALLING THE PRESIDENT TO ARMS: "Man up, Barack, just like you did last spring with GM. Do what all of America wants you to do: Fire Jeff Zucker."


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