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I neglected to mention, in all my writing about Dragon Age, that there is a gay romance option. Is this the first time this happened? For whatever reason, I didn't see this as groundbreaking, though I guess Bioware deserves props. Of course, some people don't agree:

A popular role-playing combat video game featuring graphic homosexual sex between a man and an elf has hit store shelves just in time for Christmas.

"Dragon Age: Origins," released Nov. 3 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, depicts two men in various sex positions in a secret scene of homosexual seduction.

Ah yes. Ye olde "secret scene of homosexual seduction." Someone think of the children. As for all you pervs at work who need to get off real quick, here's the scene. Props to Gawker and Wonkette for the link.


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