Boring Script Damns Damned United



I was drawn to this movie primarily by the presence of the lead actor, Michael Sheen, who did such a wonderful job portraying Tony Blair in "The Queen,' and David Frost in "Frost/Nixon."  The trailers of the film also looked interesting, so I decided it was worth seeing.  When I saw the picture on opening night at the Regal Cinemas Union Square Stadium, only 20 or so other people were in the audience. I knew I had made a mistake.

The script is based on a novel by David Peace. Don Revie (Colm Meaney) is leaving his position as the manager of a number one British soccer team, Leeds United, to take a position with a national team. He is replaced by Brian Clough (Michael Sheen), who built a championship team, Derby, from the ground. Clough is assisted by his ubiquitous sidekick, his good friend and expert scout of players, Peter Taylor (Timothy Spall). Clough hates Revie because Revie rudely ignored him when Clough coached humble Derby.  The film flashes back from 1974 to 1968 to tell the story.

The rough and thuggish team members engage in deliberate fouls and assaults to win.  Clough attempts to make them decent, play-by-the-rules adversaries, but that is not their style and they start losing games. Clough betrays his friend Peter by threatening to quit the team, resulting in Peter's departure. The loss of Peter's expertise and the team's game losses result in Clough being fired.

The story should have added up to an interesting and exciting movie, but it didn't for me. It was not due to Sheen's acting, but rather to a boring and confusing script. Granted, I'm not a soccer fan, but I suspect there were not many jocks in the theater. I was happy when the lights went up and the audience headed for the exits.

HS said: "I looked forward to this movie, because I have read about British football (our soccer) but never knew what it looked like. Now I know a little, but not much. The movie shows Clough as so arrogant I don't know how anyone would hire him, and never tells us what he does to be such a good coach. The owners are depicted as fat, rich, greedy buffoons. Some of the players are brutes who deliberately injure other players, but are never caught by the referees. It was unclear when he was with Darby and when he coached with Leeds. Clough's wife and kids had cameo appearances just to assure us that when Clough hugged Pete (which they did a lot), it was man stuff and not gay."

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Mayor Koch saved New York City from bankruptcy and restored the pride of New Yorkers during his three terms as mayor from 1978-1989. He restored fiscal stability by placing the city on a GAAP (Generally Accepted Accounting Practices) balanced budget. He created a housing program that provided more than 150,000 units of affordable housing and created New York City's first merit judicial selection system. Prior to being mayor, Mr. Koch served for nine years as a congressman and two years as a member of the New York City Council. He attended City College of New York from 1941 to 1943. He was drafted into the Army his last year of college and served with the 104th Infantry Division. He received two battle stars and was honorably discharged with the rank of Sergeant in 1946. He received his LL.B. degree from the New York University School of Law in 1948 and began to practice law immediately thereafter. He is currently a partner in the law firm of Bryan Cave LLP and hosts a call-in radio program on Bloomberg AM 1130 (WBBR). Mr. Koch appears weekly on NY1 television and is the author of ten autobiographical books.

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