A question which only Big L could answer

Here's an interesting one:

Can you son a woman? I just need to get the details straight for future use around the water cooler.

Hmm, I actually don't think you can. It just doesn't sound right--something abusive about it. You can put a woman "on blast" though, as in, Keith Olbermann just put Anne Coulter on blast. That probably is more in line with the laws of Ebonics, no?