"Terrorball"

By The Daily Dish

A definition:

The first two rules of Terrorball are:

(1) The game lasts until there are no longer any terrorists, and;
(2) If terrorists manage to ever kill or injure or seriously frighten any Americans, they win.

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http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2010/01/-terrorball/192132/