I razz him all the time, but this one is great:
"LKM" stands for Larry King Minutes --the number of broadcast minutes
that Larry King would devote to your death if it occurred today.
Michael Jackson has set a very high standard, swamping all other
coverage from Larry's show and triggering hours and hours of extra
programming from Larry.
I suspect that neither Hugh nor I would make it past a few seconds. Which is, in so many ways, a relief.
-- AS
This article available online at:
http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2009/07/hewitt-nails-it/199306/
