"Fifty Years Of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences"

By The Daily Dish

by Chris Bodenner
Marc Haynes lists them:

The Beatles, "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
I want to do it with you.
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James Blunt, "You're Beautiful"
I want to do it with you.
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Elvis Presley, "Jailhouse Rock"
Incarcerated men will on occasion do it with each other.
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Bob Dylan, "Blowin' in the Wind"
The Man is currently doing it to you.

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