The Perfect Hitch Opener

By The Daily Dish

His first sentence in his new column:

It was apt in a small way that the first endorser of Hillary Rodham Clinton for secretary of state should have been Henry Kissinger.

Does it get any better?

This article available online at:

http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2008/11/the-perfect-hitch-opener/208220/