Dave Barry knows:
It's still wide open. Mitt "Mitt" Romney holds a slight edge in delegates, plus a heifer he got for winning Wyoming. Right behind him are John McCain, Chuck Norris and the late Ronald Reagan. Bringing up the rear is Rudy, who needs a win and has been frantically courting Florida voters. He's mowing your lawn right now.
This article available online at:
http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2008/01/wheres-rudy/220623/
