Campaign Limericks

By The Daily Dish

Hey, it's Friday:

Fred Thompson was huffin’ and puffin’,
Like Reagan he said he’s a tough 'un.
They said “Fred you are...”
“like a bright shiny star.”
But the old goat amounted to nuffin’.

Ron Paul is a Doctor from Texas
who sees how the government  vexes.
From the president’s lying
about FBI spying
to their “cover your asses” reflexes.

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http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2008/01/campaign-limericks/221061/