With respect to that "favorite Bible verse" question:
"I don't know any Bible verses. Today, like yesterday and tomorrow, I will spend more time checking my email than reading the Bible. It's just not that important to me. You should still vote for me because I agree with you on the following issues."
Oh, wouldn't that be loverly?
This article available online at:
http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2007/10/what-most-candidates-should-say/224671/
