A reader offers another:
Q: How many neocons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The socket welcomes the light bulb with candy and flowers.
I prefer my own. But it appears we have a neocon joke thread. Three words: Bring 'Em On.
This article available online at:
http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2007/07/neocon-jokes/226704/
