He's getting an iPhone. It requires preparation:
First I need to go for a run and do some calisthenics, gather my water bottles and protein bars, gather books and laptop, buy an enormous umbrella (which will give me a critical advantage), and steel myself for boredom, which I generally can't stand.
Don't ask what he wants the enormous umbrella for. More video of iPhone geeks here. Will someone send Triumph please?
This article available online at:
http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2007/06/reihan-on-tha-streetz/227233/
