McSweeneys found him:
ZOMBIE RONALD REAGAN
Pro: Probably the most Reaganesque candidate available; if stoked with the brains of the living, should operate in an acceptable fashion.
Con: Long-dead eyes lack that magic twinkle; inhuman groans negatively impact "Great Communicator" status.
More pithy candidate assessments here. My favorite:
NEWT GINGRICH
Pro: Well known.
Con: See above.
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http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2007/05/a-republican-savior/228533/
