"It is not comfortable to come to work knowing full well that my hands will be feeling another man’s private parts, their butt, their inner thigh. Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers and we seem to get a lot of obese passengers!" - a disgruntled TSA agent.
A Canadian inventor believes his tornado machine could solve the world's energy crisis. The only problem? He has to prove it works.