"Our men need to know they can count on each other in battle, and we can't have them getting distracted by illicit romantic dalliances. Especially if one's a little blond Adonis farm boy and his buddy's a real tough street kid straight out of Brooklyn. I mean, think about it: What if they lock eyes and abandon their post to start ripping each other's fatigues off, revealing twin sets of glistening washboard abs and at last fulfilling their hidden passions?" - Gen. James T. Conway, commandant of the Marine Corps.
A government facility outside of Denver houses more than a million products of the illegal wildlife trade, from tigers and bears to bald eagles.