"Oh my god I feel like I just stepped off of a roller coaster! Go round and round and up and down and shit flying out of everywhere and standing. Remember when you had to write a report as a college student and you just tried to jam in as many quotes as possible? You know, from as many random things you could get, you know, that’s what I got. I got she didn’t ever finish a statement," - a journalist on an open mic, uttering the truth immediately after Sarah Palin's recent speech at CSU-Stanisalus.

He must be glad he doesn't work for the Washington Post. The campus was all but shut down to prevent any students protesting the farce.