Pot Smoker Stays A Champion Swimmer

But shhhh. You don't want to give the idea that smoking weed is much less harmful than drinking alcohol, and in moderation among adults, can even help advance your career, life, imagination, and something Americans used to call the pursuit of happiness. Before they gave it all up for the mass incarceration and cultural demonization of those seeking pleasure.

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