by Chris Bodenner

TYWKIWDBI casts a line, and we bite:

A Time magazine editorial addressed [the fact that only five US presidents have been bald] several years ago. Now an artist has shown us how six famous Americans would look with a bald or shaved head. In the absence of other facial hair, Washington and Hamilton look like alopecia victims or chemotherapy patients. Ulysses S. Grant, however, is another matter. With that full, slightly graying beard, he reminds me of someone. The shape of the ear. The eyebrows, nose, lips, eyes. Wait, wait... don't tell me...

He'll be back Monday today.