More Palins, Please

But hotter and dumber and younger next time:

Sure, a lot of our newly elected officials may not be completely up to speed on the issues, but once elected, they'll have close to three months to cram. That's almost a full semester - enough time to get the gist of the Constitution. Leave the details for the staffers.

In this new Republican wave, young Hispanic, black and gay conservatives and libertarians will finally take on the Democratic Party's identity politics mafia and show them where to shove their soul-depleting race, gender and sexual-orientation dogma.