A black comic pretends to introduce John McCain in St Paul. Made me spit half my latte on my laptop in a car somewhere in New Jersey now. Money quote (but read the whole thing):
Look at this place. I can’t believe this shit! Y’all couldn’t find one single brother? (shouting)
There is? Where? (shouting)
Yo, what up, brother! Looks like you the only chocolate chip in the cookie. (laughter)
You look like a fly in a glass of milk, yo. Swim! Swim for your life!