Hillary And Sarah

Top eleven things Hillary felt when hearing about Palin:

11) Initially, too busy braving sniper fire to notice.

10) Ordered fur-lined pantsuit for on-site opposition research. 

9) Traded in Michelle Obama voodoo doll. 

8) Shorted Lieberman on InTrade. 

7) Canceled "Hillary '12" signs, ordered "Hillary '16" signs. 

6) Started clinging to guns, religion. 

5) Took solace in the fact that she still owns www.firstwomanpresident.net. 

4) Called Oprah. 

3) Told Bill that watching old Miss Alaska footage did so violate their agreement. 

2) Went hunting with a bottle of whiskey, as she always does when needing to unwind.   

1) "Found her voice."