The Candidates On Chairs

From the comments section on this piece:

Biden: I have worked with chairs all over the world, and most members of Congress agree with my plan for how to make chairs

Bloomberg: I've put together a committee to survey voters on whether they want me to make their chairs

Clinton: I have the most experience in making chairs

Edwards: I will fight the chairmakers!

Giuliani: I can best protect you from the danger of chairs, just as I did in NYC

Huckabee: Chairs did not evolve, but were created

Kucinich: We should have a one-payer system for chairs

McCain: My friends, I believe we can sit together in our chairs and work out bipartisan solutions without torture

Obama: Together we can create chairs in a new way

Paul: Why is the government involved in making chairs?

Romney: Venture capitalism has made American chairs the greatest in the world

Tancredo: We must build a fence to keep out foreign illegal chairs

Thompson: I like a comfortable, yet presidential looking chair