Limericks For '08

I may regret this, but a reader who demands attribution (he is one Bruno Maddox) has sent me a campaign limerick:

There was a strange fellow named Romney,
A shamelessly pandering zombie.
He once told some bikers
That one song he liked was
Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me."

Okay, send me your worst. But on the usual Dish rules: no attribution. I don't have the time to verify i.d. I'll post the most fun.