Limerickapalooza

Some more:

Here is the candidate Fred
And these are the words that he said
"I want Law and Order
so I'm closing the border
If you want me, I'll be in my bed."

There once was the mayor called Rudy
Who went to Long Island for booty
The taxpayers paid
So that he could get laid
Did 9/11 come before Judy?

Others here.

2006-2011 archives for The Daily Dish, featuring Andrew Sullivan

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