Mental Floss has an update. My favorite manifesto:

"I have a 13 point plan that includes better benefits for farmers and veterans. I will also give more funding to our school system and fix the pot holes on our city streets. Not to mention the FACT that I will personally impale any and all wrong doers in the steps of the Governor’s mansion. If you are a child molester, rapist, drug dealer or terrorist you will be IMPALED!"

No, Bill O'Reilly is not running.