That irritating Microsoft paper clip develops a conscience. Still, if I had to pick between Karl Rove and Clippy, I'd still pick Rove. Rove may be evil. But he doesn't bug the crap out of me when I'm writing, as Clippy used to. (Yeah, I now use BareBonesEdit for everything.)
You don't have to tell her how big she is. You don't need to touch her belly.