It's quite lively down there. Warren Chisum, the creationist nut I posted about earlier today, is featured in this YouTube clip from a hilarious documentary, "The Dildo Diaries." I didn't know you were able to own five dildoes in Texas, but not six. Alabama just got nuttier, as well. Enjoy:
You don't have to tell her how big she is. You don't need to touch her belly.