The New Math of End Times
Maya calendar equals the past plus the present minus the future, and more new math More »
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Craig Damrauer is an artist and writer. His work has been shown at the MCA Denver, Los Angeles Contemporary Editions, the Pulse Art Fair and has appeared in the New York Times, Mother Jones and GOOD. A version of New Math, edited by Ed Ruscha was published by CT Editions in 2010.
Maya calendar equals the past plus the present minus the future, and more new math More »
A shooting star equals a star plus "did you see that?" plus no. More »
Telephone pole equals a tree minus its dignity plus whatever that black, sticky stuff is. More »
A wheel equals a tree trunk, divided by 32, minus its center More »
Undecided voter = Unicorn + Enfranchisement More »
"Big Government" equals all the things I don't use minus all the things I do. More »
"Conference call" equals "meeting" minus "distance" plus or minus "making faces." More »
New Math is an attempt to quantify the world using words and basic math. More »
Innovation equals an idea plus advancement, plus or minus a really good patent attorney. More »
Renewables = Energy - Emissions + Ad Infinitum More »
Surveillance equals cops plus binoculars plus time but surveillance 2.0 is a different equation entirely. More »
Customer service equals "please continue to hold" plus "your call is very important to us." More »
Hallway equals meeting minus length and other equations. More »
Food pills equal eating minus enjoyment. More »
