I'm shocked . . . shocked!

Various people are expressing various kinds of shock at what Matt calls "the latest weird conservative sex scandal". Here's what surprised me the most: I hadn't realized, until I read part of the autopsy report, that if I die in any sort of weird or violent way, the lasting official record is going to involve some guy in a white coat describing most of my body parts as "unremarkable".

This article available online at:

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2007/10/i-apos-m-shocked-shocked/2095/