Epigram of the month

I was preparing to name "Gogol Bordello is hell's Bar Mitzvah band" the epigram of the week. But that was before Scott Adams knocked it out of the running with this gem:

At the risk of oversimplifying, our current energy policy in The United States involves shooting bearded people.

This article available online at:

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2007/10/epigram-of-the-month/2057/