What did I learn from watching the Super Bowl advertisements last night? Men are turning into girls. It's good to be green, but even better to laugh about environmentalism. The Super Bowl is an acceptable place to talk about baby politics and compoundable interest on the debt. Also, we're all going to die, so we might as well drink Bud Light.
Advertisements are an interesting reflection of culture. To be memorable, you have to shock without offending. That means you have to swim well within the the mainstream but also against the current. Here are the five ad memes I spotted last night:
Were Super Bowl ads always this obsessed about men avoiding emasculation? Probably. But last night, three ads in particular were a parade of anti-effeminacy. First, in a FloTV ad, play-by-play announcer Jim Nance advised a guy shopping with his girlfriend to "Change out of that skirt, Jason!" by buying a hand held TV device -- because what Real Men need is a mobile strategy for avoiding their girlfriends.
Second a Dove body wash ad follows a man's life -- from the moment of conception through marriage chores -- and concludes: "You're a man! Now that you're comfortable with who you are, isn't it time to [buy male gender-specific Dove body and face wash products]?" The implication was a little weird. Why do men have to prove that they're comfortably manly to buy their own body wash? Clearly Dove, nervous about their soft feminine branding, overcompensates a little here.
Third, and most bluntly, a Chysler Dodge Charger ad stares into men's defeated faces as they count off all the ways they've promised to emasculate themselves to please their bosses and wives. "I will be civil to your mother," goes the voice over. "I will put the seat down. I will take my socks off before getting into bed. And because I do this, I will drive the car I want to drive." And the words plastered over the awesome, manly image of a black Dodge zooming down the street: MAN'S. LAST. STAND. In other words: I will be miserable, and because I am miserable, I will drive a Chrysler. No, thank you.
I'm not sure what drove this particular bout of masculinity, but it's an interesting reaction to Bush years when it seemed like every ad made fun of super-masculine men rather than rushed to the defense of guys who feel emotionally sterilized. I wish I could properly explain the trend, but all I can honestly do is note that I'm seeing it.
2. Let's Laugh at Environmentalists!
Mainstream America has a tortured relationship with going green. Many of us who think we should be more eco-aware also feel a little silly about embracing environmentalism too strongly. This schizophrenia was on display in last night's ads. First in a Bud Light ad where a man builds a home out of beer cans, a girl compliments him for using recycled Bud Lights to insulate his house. "Enviro-what?" he responds. "Oh they're not empty..." In other words: Walls of cold beer! And the guys proceed to wreck the place in a thirsty frenzy.
In an ad for the new Audi A3 with clean diesel, a troop of "Green Police" terrorize a town by arresting people for using plastic bottles, installing fluorescent light bulbs and throwing out batteries. So we're advertising eco-awareness by ... mocking eco-awareness? "Environmentalists can be so over-the-top ridiculous, right? Hahaha. Buy our green car." Funny, but weird and revealing. Is this country really so skittish about being green that we have to self-deprecate our concern for the environment?
3. Drink at the Apocalypse