No, I am not planning to embark on endless exciting rounds of wedding blogging, even though my world is already full of exciting new discoveries, like did you know that if you try on fifty or so rings in a day, your finger will swell up and you will have difficulty removing the later selections? Virtually any woman in America would make a better wedding blogger than I would. But a reader sent in this, which is useful for anyone with a cutlery drawer. No, seriously, click through. You don't think you want to, but trust me, you want to.
You'll never hear the whirring sound of a projector again.