Matt and Brad DeLong complain that you can't read ebooks in the bathtub. Au contraire, ma frere--simply apply one (1) Zip-Loc baggie, and Bob's your uncle. Indeed, it's actually better, because the Kindle doesn't get all soggy. My Kindle remains one of my favorite pieces of equipment.
You don't have to tell her how big she is. You don't need to touch her belly.