I plugged my blog into Typealizer and it told me that I'm a Meyers-Briggs ISTP. This is hilariously wrong, about me--I'm an ENTP, and anyone who knows me would be fairly shocked at the idea of me sitting home alone, quietly cultivating my orderly, detail-oriented project execution. On the other hand, the person who sent me the link got a pretty good read off their blog.
You don't have to tell her how big she is. You don't need to touch her belly.